Can I have a bar of soap?
Dec. 7th, 2008 12:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I've been reduced to trolling the Pit (ff.net) for Dark Angel fics.
It is a scary, scary place, my friends. But I have girded my loins and waded into battle.
Who the hell ever thought up SONGFIC??? It's completely and utterly WRETCHED!!! Also, my favorite of the many atrocities I have encountered at the Pit:
Dear 14 year old girl who has apparently just written your first fanfic ever: There is no such term as atom's apple. It's Adam's apple. Please to be investing in a dictionary. Then peruse it upon occasion. K?
Also, I feel dirty because for some reason everyone over at
spnstoryfinders was looking for Sam and angels ficcies tonight so of course I pimped the HELL out of my fics Day of the Dead and The Watchman, which were both written before Season 4. I am, of course, hoping for some gushing reviews about how wonderful they are. Because it's been the kind of day in which I just might have thrown myself in front of a mac truck, if for some reason one had been barreling down my quiet suburban street.
I'm better now. Really. I only twitch and spontaneously scream out "atom's apple" every two hours or so instead of every fifteen minutes.
It is a scary, scary place, my friends. But I have girded my loins and waded into battle.
Who the hell ever thought up SONGFIC??? It's completely and utterly WRETCHED!!! Also, my favorite of the many atrocities I have encountered at the Pit:
Dear 14 year old girl who has apparently just written your first fanfic ever: There is no such term as atom's apple. It's Adam's apple. Please to be investing in a dictionary. Then peruse it upon occasion. K?
Also, I feel dirty because for some reason everyone over at
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I'm better now. Really. I only twitch and spontaneously scream out "atom's apple" every two hours or so instead of every fifteen minutes.