Bizarreness of the Me Variety. Also cats and a variety of other critters.

[twasadark]

Oh, good GAWD.  I've been looking through my hard drive for more bizarre cat pics, and have found all kinds of pics to inflict on you!!!  WARNING:  This probably takes 50 million years to load - image heavy.

I have the inexplicable urge to write EVERYTHING IN CAPSLOCK.  capslock_spn, you insidious beast, you.

First, we have ...

WHO TURNED INTO ....

FATSO KITTY 




AND THEN WE HAVE ...

IN NEED OF A BOOB JOB CAMEL



Followed by ...

DRUNKY MONKEY



And lastly ...

BALLET MONKEY

The monkeys are from a mountain in Gibraltar.  One of them ran up and stole my daughter's ice cream cone out of her mouth.  Seriously.

Comments

[zed-pm.livejournal.com]

Kitty is gigantor! Liek, whoa. Drunky Monkey is pretty awesome.

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

LOL!! :-)

[krisd81.livejournal.com]

CAPSLOCK is your friend. Embrace it.
So is resizing. Learn it.

DRUNKY MONKEY FTW, btw!

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

Resize help please????? Don't make me search the FAQ!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase!!

[krisd81.livejournal.com]

Well if you have a Mac, I can't help. If you have Windows, in Paint you can resize a pic by right-clicking on it and choosing stretch/skew.
Or you can use PICNIK, upload the pic there and resize (and tons of other fun things too!). It's free.

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

Yay!!! I actually figured it out!!

Thankee!

[krisd81.livejournal.com]

OMG YAY!
*applauds*

P.S. What did you end up doing?

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

Resized kitty from gigantor to normal fatty using Paint. :-) I have a Mac at work, which I love, but am too cheap to buy one for home.

[krisd81.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I taught someone sth about computers! LMAO

Anyway, I probably should stop spamming your comments so you can... you know... uh... go read me porn. *pretends she's embarrassed*

[faunaana.livejournal.com]

OKAY, CAPSLOCK HAS WARPED ME WEE BRAIN - BUT THAT BALLET MONKEY PIC LOOKS LIKE HES JUST SCOOTING HIS BUTT DOWN THE WOOD RIMSHOT

YOU CAN ALSO RESIZE THINGS IN PHOTOBUCKET VIA THEIR EDIT FUNCTION - I USE IT BECAUSE ITS PRETTY FAST AND PRETTY EASY. (JUST LIKE ME! RIMSHOT, AGAIN)

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

RIMSHOT??? LMAO!! I'LL TRY THE PHOTOBUCKET THING.

THANKEE!!

[faunaana.livejournal.com]

OKAY, THIS IS HOW SPESHUL I AM - I WAS USING RIMSHOT TO REFER TO THAT "BADA CHING" THAT DRUMMERS DO WHEN SOMEONE MAKES A BAD JOKE, AND IT WASN'T UNTIL AFTERWARDS THAT I GOT THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE! ~FACEPALM~

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

LOL!! THAT JUST PROVES HOW DEPRAVED I AM, FOR IMMEDIATELY THINKING THE BAAAAAAAAD MEANING OF THE WORD ....! :-)

[sadiane.livejournal.com]

NEW PHOTOBUCKET EDITING FEATURES ALSO ALLOW YOU TO STICK WORDS ON PICTURES WITH MINIMAL EFFORT. CLICK "EDIT", THEN HIT "DECORATE" TAB, THEN "T" BUTTON FOR NIFTY TEXT WINDOW. HAS COLORS AND FONTS AND OTHER FUN STUFF :)

THE MAC IS WORTH THE EXTRA CASH - IT'S LIKE IT REWARDS YOU FOR KNOWING NOTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS BE BEING HAPPY AND FRIENDLY AND GENERALLY ADORABLE. ALSO, LAPTOPS = FAN FIC READING IN BED.

caplock makes my brain sore! Boob-job needing camel at least looks happy and self-confident. I applaud her ability to embrace her flaws.

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

Oooooooh!! I'll have to remember that about Photobucket ... Macs are pretty impressive, I'll give you that. But the cheapness ... ah, the cheapness is deep deep in my bones ...

LOL about the boob-job needing camel embracing her flaws. Perhaps I was projecting my own issues on her ... !

[aewnaur.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU SURE THAT FIRST PIC ISN'T JENSEN FEEDING JARED FIRST THING IN THE MORNING BEFORE A SHAVE AND MAKEUP? I'M JUST SAYING IS ALL !!

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!! LOL.