The American Justice System

[twasadark]

So I got chosen to serve on a jury today. The trial was interesting, quick, and rather low stress. The result and moral of the story?

Grabbing an unsuspecting girl's ass in Wal-Mart? BAD. IDEA.

Just so you know.

Comments

[bigmamag.livejournal.com]

Wal-Mart is, like, a cesspool of awkward stories. My sister, in the ten years working there, caught a guy jerking off in his car, a dude steal a bible and hit an employee over the head with it as he ran off, and a janitor stuck a knife in an assistant manger's back and then sat in electronics and my sister was asking him if he was okay before someone pulled her aside and told her he stabbed the shit out of their boss. I...never want to work there, lol.

[twasadark.livejournal.com]

OMG!! She could write a book: Life and Times in Wal-Mart. You totally made me LOL.

[bigmamag.livejournal.com]

LOL, and she works as department manager in lingerie, so she regularly gets old ladies who want her to help hook a bra and bitching that they don't carry their brand of panty hose from the 80s. I mean, WAT.