Title: Ain't Nothin' But a Number
Author: timewillbe 
Reader: twasadark 
Fandom: RPS
Pairing:  Jared/Jensen
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Underage sex
Format: mp3
Length: 2:09:37
Summary: It's 1997 and Jared's a sophomore in high school, just an ordinary kid with his share of homework, angst and secrets he'd rather ignore. But when his older brother Jeff brings a friend home for Christmas, Jared's world turns upside-down.
Note: For the very generous serpentsheart via help_chile 

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Permanent link to follow shortly courtesy of jinjurly's multifandom audiofic archive. 

I'm not really all that into RPS, but recently I've come across two fics that are really exceptional, in my ever-so-humble opinion.

First, I just finished listening to juice817  's recording of the CUTE CUTE CUTE, funny and clever MAN'S BEST FRIEND by belyste  . (NC-17) Summary: Jensen gets turned into a dog. Things...happen. It's available as both a podfic (mp3) and a podbook (m4b). 90 minutes of pure enjoyment!

I apologize in advance for the gratuitous use of capslock for this next rec but HOLY JESUS MOTHER OF MARY I THINK THIS IS THE HOTTEST FRICKING THING I'VE EVER READ!!!!!! And since joining fandom I've had the pleasure of reading some DAMN hot ficcies. BUT THEN MY HOMEWORK WAS NEVER QUITE LIKE THIS by thenyxie is unrelentingly HOT. 85,000 words of porntaculasity. I just can't even describe the level of hotness without spontaneously combusting right here, right now. And I know you wouldn't want that because then who would post bizarre goat cat pics for you? (NC-17, like WOAH) SUMMARY: AU. Jared’s eighteen and in his senior year at a private school in San Francisco. He’s coasting pretty on his parents generous school donations—until his seventh period Physics teacher gets replaced with the maddening, infuriating, gorgeous Mr. Ackles. Jared’s gotten by all his life on his money and his charm, but Mr. Ackles seems to think he needs some... lessons in self-control. The journey their relationship eventually takes them on turns out to be far more than either of them ever bargained for. Toppy!Teacher!Jensen in glasses and Student!Jared in private school uniform included!

Also, politics annoys the living hell out of me. I say this because hubby has been glued to the TV watching the Democratic National Convention this week, and next week he'll be watching the Republican National Convention. YUCK.