Okay, the day's not even half over, but this made me LMAO. I'm not putting it under a cut because I'm offensive like that.
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So, for your amusement, via my wife:
Apparently "you appreciate male friendships" is our new, totally oblivious code for "are into slash" (via someone's sister - "you should watch this show because you appreciate male friendships")
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:-)