Oh, you knew that was coming! I must say, I'm a little surprised at the sheer volume of it, though. I've even started one, lol. Of course, I'm too lazy to write more than one paragraph. I really need one of these machine to get me writing again:

(http://s186.photobucket.com/albums/x259/xinamarieuhl/?action=view&current=butt-kicking-machine-for-kicking-yo.gif)