Wal-Mart is, like, a cesspool of awkward stories. My sister, in the ten years working there, caught a guy jerking off in his car, a dude steal a bible and hit an employee over the head with it as he ran off, and a janitor stuck a knife in an assistant manger's back and then sat in electronics and my sister was asking him if he was okay before someone pulled her aside and told her he stabbed the shit out of their boss. I...never want to work there, lol.