Nooo it was just my brain being weird and supplying me with images of cats sneaking away from their owners to smoke a ciggie and catch up over the phone.
"So, how is it at home?"
"'s all right. You settling in over there?"
"Yeah." *inhales* "They've got lots of tuna. 's good."
"Niiice. And how're the ladies there?"
"Pretty damn... oh shit. Owner's coming. Gotta go. MROWWWWWWW!"